Make it to 10,000

[Cealgair]

If it wasn't a grape crêpe, you're doing it wrong. So what was it?

Unfortunately I had a mere Nutella crêpe. My friend is much more of a crêpe-xpert than me and had a white chocolate crêpe, she said it is the best.

Also I owe her five euros.

[Fifty]

Not a crêpe-xpert if it's not a grape crêpe.

[Cealgair]

Not a crêpe-xpert if it's not a grape crêpe.

I'd like to state that the shop we went to didn't offer grape crêpes. Also I don't really know how a grape crêpe could be served, mechanically. But whatever, I guess it rhymes or something, so it must be good.

Also, I know there's some meme I don't understand about asking for grapes in places that obviously don't have grapes, I hope this whole message makes someone who understands it laugh.

[Fifty]

Not a crêpe-xpert if it's not a grape grape crêpe.

Also I don't really know how a grape crêpe could be served, mechanically

I'm not sure what you don't understand about it. How would you not be able to put grapes in or on a crêpe?

[Cealgair]

I mean, they would roll out

[Fifty]

Not if you squish them?

[Cealgair]

Alright but you'd make a mess

Even though crêpes are messy already so not much would change

By the way I still owe her five euros because I haven't seen her since

[Fifty]

You are a thief.

[Cealgair]

I won't post on this forum until I've given her five euros back. If this becomes my last post, then either I'm dead, she's dead, I've lost access to this forum, or I'm indeed a thief.

[Fifty]

I'm waiting.