Make it to 10,000

[Vega]

The world reached 8 billion people yesterday

You're hired.

Fifty, you're fired.

[Cealgair]

I mean, they declared it yesterday, but maybe it happened long ago

[Vega]

We've had reports that you were panhandling in this thread.

[Fzerowii]

I happened a long time ago

[Cealgair]

We've had reports that you were panhandling in this thread.

That's the first time I've seen "panhandle" used as a verb. I had to check Wiktionary. If I understand correctly, you've said that according to those reports I've been begging for money in this thread. If this is the case, I can assure you those reports are incorrect.

[Vega]

Suspect has gone hostile.

[Cealgair]

I mean, I could start being mean to cats, that would make me hostile if that's what you want

[Seeky]

Will ban

[Cealgair]

Alrighty, it looks like if I explicitly talk about being mean to cats, then Seeky consistently shows up. But if I just ~removed~ imply it (like in the example below), then it doesn't happen. I think that with this knowledge I'll finally be able to stop sharing my opinions on cats.

The cats

PS for any cat lovers: you might want to check out this video: 

PPS: why can't I say the opposite of "clearly"/"exactly" without being censored?

[Vega]

WHo knows