Make it to 10,000

[Vega]

Bump the Volume

[Fifty]

This thread just hit 2 million views. It's at 2,000,054 right now.

[Fzerowii]

One time I

[Fifty]

Found a

[Vega]

I'm here.

[Fifty]

Proof?

[Cealgair]

Imagine that the last time you've needed band-aids was when you were a child and so your parents had to deal with that. Imagine now needing them and spending a lot of time figuring out how they work. Imagine being late for a dinner with friends because you couldn't figure it out. Thankfully they're friends and they understand

[Fifty]

You forgot how to put on a band-aid?

[Cealgair]

It's not that I forgot, it's that I never learned it. You know, I was a cautious kid, so it's not like I've ever needed them much.

My troubles included:

• the injury is on the palm of my right hand, so I had to work mostly with my left hand, which I'm not good at
  
• they kept folding on themsleves so the sticky part sticked to the non-sticky part
  
• the size of my injury was bigger than the non-sticky part, so I had to figure out how to use multiple band-aids and also how to avoid putting the sticky part onto the injury
  
• figuring out all of that in a few minutes because I needed to go
  

The funny thing is that at the end my friends and I concluded that I probably did not need the band-aids in the first place. I ended up going to a pharmacy the day after and they gave me some cream to help with that, so that's what I'm using now. By the way if I were to take a doping test now it would result positive thanks to said cream.

Also as you can probably tell I'm not exactly comfortable talking about this topic in English, so apologies for that.

[Fifty]

My advice is to not let yourself get injured. It is your choice whether you can get injured or not