Make it to 10,000

[Cealgair]

I mean, do you expect someone with my username to give a valid response to that question?

[Fifty]

No, maybe we should not let you be happy after all. Please make sure you never feel happiness again, shouldn't be too hard

[Cealgair]

A friend of mine once said happiness keeps you from getting better, because you're already satisfied with who you are. He followed this with "I hope I'll never be happy again"

I don't know what to do with these statements. But I'll keep wanting to be happy for sure

[Fifty]

I think your friend is a bit messed up in the head. Do you know anything about brain surgery? You should do brain surgery at home and use him as the test subject

[Vega]

Kid: Mom, can we do Fifty's School of Brain Surgery?

Mom: We have Fifty's School of Brain Surgery at home.

Brain Surgery at home: 

[Fifty]

Brain Surge

[Cealgair]

You should do brain surgery at home and use him as the test subject

I feel like it might be necessary to state that this comment (like most other comments in this thread) is a joke, please don't try this

[Vega]

I feel like it may be a joke to state that this is necessary.

[Fifty]

Very true

[Vega]

That's false.