03-16-2018, 01:16 AM
YOOOOOO. The funniest shit just happened.
I went to goDaddy to see if they still had their promotional offer on domains and hosting, and I decided to call one of their sales reps to get the specifics of their offer. My voice is pretty deep and shit, but I think he figured out I was under 18. He asked if I had built a website before, and I said: "Yea, I have been for years now" (I don't think he believed me). I told him I wanted economy, and wanted specifics on the promotional offer, but then he went on and on for why I should get my site staged, and I was like: "Dude, I think I can do all (most) of my development locally with adobe Dreamweaverand notepad++ then upload my site (If I got it staged it would have been a lot more). He then went on a rant about why I need to buy an SSL certificate. I told him: "I'm pretty sure you only need an SSL certificate if you're dealing with clients card info, and if I'm not going to receive a lot of traffick, I think it's pointless". The numb nut kept going on and on. He told me if I don't get SSL google will block my site, and I told him "That's bullshit. I don't know if you get paid on commission or not, but can you please stop trying to fucking sell me stuff, and give me the specifics of the economy deal!". He then told me, and I told him, "Thanks, now go fuck yourself".
I'm not trying to sound like an ass, but when there's an older salesman trying to rip off teenagers because you think they don't know what they're talking about... kys
I went to goDaddy to see if they still had their promotional offer on domains and hosting, and I decided to call one of their sales reps to get the specifics of their offer. My voice is pretty deep and shit, but I think he figured out I was under 18. He asked if I had built a website before, and I said: "Yea, I have been for years now" (I don't think he believed me). I told him I wanted economy, and wanted specifics on the promotional offer, but then he went on and on for why I should get my site staged, and I was like: "Dude, I think I can do all (most) of my development locally with adobe Dreamweaverand notepad++ then upload my site (If I got it staged it would have been a lot more). He then went on a rant about why I need to buy an SSL certificate. I told him: "I'm pretty sure you only need an SSL certificate if you're dealing with clients card info, and if I'm not going to receive a lot of traffick, I think it's pointless". The numb nut kept going on and on. He told me if I don't get SSL google will block my site, and I told him "That's bullshit. I don't know if you get paid on commission or not, but can you please stop trying to fucking sell me stuff, and give me the specifics of the economy deal!". He then told me, and I told him, "Thanks, now go fuck yourself".
I'm not trying to sound like an ass, but when there's an older salesman trying to rip off teenagers because you think they don't know what they're talking about... kys