"Can I ask you a question?"
JUST ASK THE FUCKING QUESTION
How do I (insert something that you cant do with ctgp) on ctgp?
I know a buddy that use to do...
I know a buddy that use to be...
I knew a buddy that once...
I don't care about who your buddies are or what they do/did. What do YOU do? Why aren't you as cool as your 'buddy'?